Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2022 4:50:34 GMT
Head in the Clouds
We come in on a cloudy scene, white fluffy scenery that would make one think of a heavenly location. We see a Klinai in the center, covered in gold spray paint, we ain’t about big budgets here after all, just the aesthetic is what we need. For those of you that are into history lessons, a Klinai was an ancient Greek chair one might mistake the cartoon character Hedonismbot for sitting on when we all know it was part of him. Nevertheless, entering the scene is the star of the show, Matt Stone, wearing a lovely toga and golden wreath upon his head. He lounges on the Klinai and looks at the camera, waving his hand to shoo the modern nuisance away but it doesn’t budge, prompting a sigh.
“I have far better things to be doing with my time than addressing you people, but I’m contractually obligated to run down my opponents for Absolution so I guess we’ll get this over with, eh? As you can tell, I’ve chosen to take the easy way out of things, unlike what Dionysus elected to do at the Elite 8 special. You see, the guy who says that actions speak louder than words screamed that he was an absolute moron when he got involved at the end. I had Avenger trapped in the Danger Zone and he was going to tap, making this match a one on one for the title. All Dionysus had to do was lay down much like I’m doing now and he had a walk in to the finals. No one is going to say that this outcome is more desirable than that, I don’t care what perspective you have. There’s only two possible reasons why he would have taken action in that moment and neither one of them are very flattering. Either he’s an idiot for not understanding the situation or he’s afraid of facing me again and wants to try and eliminate me from contention at the risk of costing himself.
If he’s an idiot, there’s no cure for that I’m afraid. I know you’re a fan of idioms, I saw that history lesson on trials by fire a few weeks back and man was that a cure of insomnia, but there’s a few other idioms you may enjoy. A fool and his money are soon parted. Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. I could go on but I think you get the point. I say think there because I can’t be sure anything can penetrate that blank stare of yours. You would have had a one on one match with me had you literally done nothing. How do I know this? Avenger tapped, that’s on tape, it’s irrefutable.
So that brings us to the other out, as it were. You simply feared facing me one on one and desperately wanted to eliminate me because you know that you wouldn’t have succeeded. You and I had a match on the very first episode, it’s been well documented and for whatever reason, it was given a ten minute time limit that we reached. So at some point in those ten minutes you figured out that I was better than you. I applaud that conclusion, it’s the correct one, but your execution was sloppier than Donny Mason’s tweet about Shay. You put not only yourself but me in a worse position because you’re afraid of me. Ask Archimedes about the odds of winning a one on one match versus the odds of a triple threat, I’m sure he’ll tell you ya fucked up.
For all the bitching and moaning you’ve been doing about how you’ve had the hardest path and how you’ve overcome the odds to get here, you’re the reason you have this more difficult path. You saw the finish line and for whatever reason, either foolishness or fear, you tripped on the final hurdle and now we’ve entered this offshoot timeline of having to compete in a triple threat match. We’ve entered the Avengerverse - and trust me, I’ll get to him in a bit - and you’ve got no one to blame but yourself. Your receipt has come due Dionysus, and I know you’re used to being taught lessons the hard way so I’ll have no problems in teaching you this one as well in the same fashion. But first…”
Matt reaches behind and picks up a glass of wine, holding it up to the screen before taking a sip.
“A toast to you, because you’re not entirely wrong. You’ve overcome some rather unfortunate things thus far here and that has to be commended. I’d tip my cap to you if I wore them, they tend to mess up my hair you see. You should be proud of some of your actions, not all obviously, but you did have to do some impressive things to even be in the position to ruin your chances like that. Certainly showed your ass that night. You also said something impressive in your little hype video I’d like to mention leading up to that match. Something I found particularly interesting as I feel like it was directed at me. If I were Vance I’d just put a screenshot of the transcript here but that’s tacky. I know what you said, you know what you said, anyone else can go back and watch it if they want, but the gist of it was that you’re not a narcissus and won’t state that the title will be yours. I’d argue that doesn’t make you a narcissus on the face of it if like me you’ve spoken to the Oracle, but then you literally said not thirty seconds later that when the dust settles you’re going to be left standing with the title.”
The screen goes black and hangs there for a good twenty seconds before we flashback.
“I had to let that hang there for a moment to make sure it really sunk in. Did it? If not, I’ll spell it out for you. You’re not only no better than the rest of us, you’re actually worse because you sit on your Ivory tower passing judgment on the rest of us while in reality you’ve just got your head in the clouds while you talk out of your self proclaimed award winning ass. We’ve all known it though from the second you were announced on the roster that you were going to belittle most of us based on reputation alone. You’ve had the Courage to carry a championship before, but it takes more than that to walk out of this match with your head held high. It takes knowledge, skill and yes, it’s gong to take luck as well. I know I can lose this match and not be involved in the decision, I not only have to beat you but I have to babysit you as well to make sure you’re not beaten by Avenger. This is all your doing, I remind you, and when it all goes tits up for you I’ll be there to remind you that you brought this on yourself again and again and again. That’s just the kind of benevolent man that I am. I know what you’re thinking, too, ‘oh mister Stone I’m ever so sorry’ but the time for that has passed. Now we’ve entered the consequences part of the journey and the piper needs to be paid. I’ve made no concessions since signing on the dotted line here in APWO, I want to be the inaugural champion and I’m willing to do what it takes to get it, even dressing up in this ridiculous outfit to mock you wasn’t beneath me, just imagine what I’ll do in the ring on Sunday. Needless to say, and to go back to your love of idioms, I’ll be killing two birds with one Stone. Now if you’ll excuse me, a rolling Stone gathers no moss so I gotta get going, but rest assured I’ll see you Sunday, and you’ll be seeing a lot of me afterwards holding that APWO championship.”
Matt gets up and begins to walk off camera, but hesitates and instead walks right up to the camera, lifting it up so it’s just his gorgeous mug in frame.
“Or you know what Dionysus? You do have one other option since I know how much you love not taking the easy way out. With you, one bird in the hand is worthless compared to the two in the bush and now it’s the two in the bush that you have to deal with. You could swallow your pride and accept your fate, drop out of the match and join my kingdom. I could teach you a thing or two and you could still get that brush with greatness that you’re craving. Let me know hoss, cause there’s no way you’re clever enough to shut. Me. UP!”
I’ve never heard of Deadpool, I swear!
The city was restless tonight, thundering drops of water were splashing every surface it came into contact with. The camera pans up to the roof of an apartment building where we see our hero looking over the lamp lit street brooding-
“Not brooding”
Sorry, somewhat in a brooding manor
“Not brooding!”
Apologies, watching over the street in a perfectly normal manor that didn’t resemble brooding at all as he contemplated the plight of mankind.
“What? No, I’m thinking about this title match at Absolution and just how lucky Avenger is to be there.”
A worthy topic was on his mind this night indeed and one that wasn’t being brought up enough in other circles.
“It’s really not”
A lightning flash reveals our hero wearing a rather thrown together costume
“I worked hard on this, okay?”
He claims to have worked hard
“I did!”
Okay, fine, he put the effort in to make it rival a five year old’s Halloween costume…
“Ya know what? I don’t need you anymore, I think we got the point.”
Are you sure? Didn’t even mention the amount of seconds you have left to shoot this. Get it? Shoot? We got puns on puns here.
“Yes, yes, very clever, now go. Avenger says he wants to be a hero but the fact of the matter is that in that match, Dionysus was the hero, at least as far as you’re concerned. I had you beat, eliminated, removed from the equation before the inexplicable buffoon decided to get involved. Does that give you imposter syndrome? Cause it would be for me if the shoes were on the other foot.”
Onlyfans is a great place for all of your feet-
“Shut up!”
Shut me up
“I hate it here. Back to Avenger, you want to be a role model to the little children with your fourth wall breaking and your multiverse traveling like any child out there would have a damn clue what you’re babbling on about. I’ve seen the Terminator AND Back to the Future movies and I can barely track what you’re talking about half the time. You didn’t even know that football season was over, and that’s something everyone should know, damn it! But all of that, and I mean all of that would be forgiven if you weren’t so damn self obsessed. It’s a real problem. You want to put yourself over? Great, there’s nothing wrong with that.”
He’d know.
“But to then come out and say you don’t know anything about your opponents is just lazy and arguably the opposite of your message of being a good role model. Don’t worry kids, if you don’t know something, it’s perfectly fine! Skip school, you don’t need to know anything to go through life. No, work harder to do some fucking research. Do you know how many wrestlers there are out there? It’s natural to not have heard of the majority, I’ve never heard of you before signing up but when I did I took out a fucking google search, bro. It’s got to be my biggest pet peeve in this business is just straight out ignorance. You have a responsibility to yourself to familiarize yourself with everything around you. It’s one of the first things you learn in wrestling school between a flat back bump and a headlock. This whole “I’ve never heard of you so you can’t be good” attitude is repugnant and needs to be eradicated from everyone’s bag of tricks, but from someone calling themselves a hero? Even more so. You’re no more a hero than Dionysus is a good businessman.”
He runs a company…
“After he went bankrupt. Trump runs businesses, that doesn’t make him good at it.”
Touche
“Speaking of Trump and segways, I know people don’t like it when wrestling gets political but there’s no better real life example to draw from than that one. This notion that heroes always win? Not true. Maybe on Earth 616 or wherever the hell you claim to be from, but in my world I’ve been embarrassing so-called heroes for a decade and counting. I’ve never been the popular one or the nice one, I’ve always been the real one and that’s one word no one is ever going to call you. Yeah, I’m loud, I’m in your face and I call it like it is all the time. I make jokes on Twitter and reference the Simpsons at least once a day but if you think that makes me any less dangerous in that ring then I don’t know what to tell you.”
Take that Vengy’s beliefs!
“The world isn’t black and white, it’s all kinds of gray”
Fifty Shades of Gray
“Ugh, sure, but there aren’t just good guys and bad guys. Take King Louis, for example.”
The monkey from the Jungle Book?
“Exactly! Was he a villain for wanting the secret to fire? We never really found out what he wanted it for, but he wanted something and came up with a snazzy and quite frankly underrated song to try and get that secret, but could you call him a villain? I wouldn’t go that far, I understood where he was coming from. He wanted to be like Mogli, and at the end of the day, isn’t that something we all want?”
To be like an orphaned African boy?
“No, dumb voice that has outstayed it’s welcome, I mean we all want to fit in. There’s a lesson you could teach kids and have it be meaningful, treat each other with respect and dignity…huh, maybe I’m the hero in this match after all.”
No, you’re not.
“No, I’m not, cause I don’t treat people with respect once they’ve revealed themselves to be the kind of people like Dionysus and Avenger. The kind of people who don’t give me the respect and admiration that I deserve. I don’t want to call myself a grizzled veteran or anything but I’m clearly the most experienced wrestler in this match. Hell, I’m so good I’m the reason VIP made it on the damn poster for the event, but I digress.”
There he is.
“The thing about heroes Avenger is that sooner or later they all disappoint. You meet your hero you had as a kid and realize he’s a giant douchebag? That’s going to be each and every kid who looks up to you in about ten years. My childhood hero was proven to be a racist on a sex tape, so I know a thing or two about disappointments. But to you we’re all just citizens, right? Sunday night I’m going to be placing you under citizen’s arrest because in these parts, it’s the people that have all the Power.”
Like John Laurinaitis!
“If I had my way you wouldn’t have even been in this match like Dante working at the Quickstop, but here you are and I’ve had to adapt my strategy accordingly. You’re the fly in my soup, you’re a mosquito in my tent..you’re some other flying nuisance.”
You’re Delta Airlines
“Nevertheless, you’re here and so am I. There’s an idiom that applies to this situation, if I can hark back to my previous scene.”
I’ll allow it.
“When in Rome, and while it’s not meant to be taken literally, what it means is that you need to adapt to your surroundings. Everyone was expecting a one on one match to crown the first champion but that didn’t happen, did it? We have a triple threat match to determine the first champion and there’s a number one contenders match on Night 1 so two people are going to be tossed right to the back of the line after tonight and they’re going to have to fight all the way back up here at the top like a Mortal Kombat tower and I don’t plan for that to be me. Whether I make you tap again Avenger or I finally get that pinfall over Dionysus, one thing's for sure. By the end of Sunday, I will be the one holding that championship and then everyone will get to tune in Thursday night to see my coronation. There’s going to be balloons, crowns, a scepter and of course the announcement of my court. It’s gunna be happening! Only way that won't be happening is if you come back down to Earth and do what no one else in this company has been able to do thus far. Now full disclosure, I had planned on giving you the same offer I did Dionysus earlier but upon further reflection, I just think that would make my court a little too weak, ya know? But if you disagree, and I know you will, you could always try and shut me up!"
Please shut him up, I don’t want to write another 3K RP!
We come in on a cloudy scene, white fluffy scenery that would make one think of a heavenly location. We see a Klinai in the center, covered in gold spray paint, we ain’t about big budgets here after all, just the aesthetic is what we need. For those of you that are into history lessons, a Klinai was an ancient Greek chair one might mistake the cartoon character Hedonismbot for sitting on when we all know it was part of him. Nevertheless, entering the scene is the star of the show, Matt Stone, wearing a lovely toga and golden wreath upon his head. He lounges on the Klinai and looks at the camera, waving his hand to shoo the modern nuisance away but it doesn’t budge, prompting a sigh.
“I have far better things to be doing with my time than addressing you people, but I’m contractually obligated to run down my opponents for Absolution so I guess we’ll get this over with, eh? As you can tell, I’ve chosen to take the easy way out of things, unlike what Dionysus elected to do at the Elite 8 special. You see, the guy who says that actions speak louder than words screamed that he was an absolute moron when he got involved at the end. I had Avenger trapped in the Danger Zone and he was going to tap, making this match a one on one for the title. All Dionysus had to do was lay down much like I’m doing now and he had a walk in to the finals. No one is going to say that this outcome is more desirable than that, I don’t care what perspective you have. There’s only two possible reasons why he would have taken action in that moment and neither one of them are very flattering. Either he’s an idiot for not understanding the situation or he’s afraid of facing me again and wants to try and eliminate me from contention at the risk of costing himself.
If he’s an idiot, there’s no cure for that I’m afraid. I know you’re a fan of idioms, I saw that history lesson on trials by fire a few weeks back and man was that a cure of insomnia, but there’s a few other idioms you may enjoy. A fool and his money are soon parted. Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. I could go on but I think you get the point. I say think there because I can’t be sure anything can penetrate that blank stare of yours. You would have had a one on one match with me had you literally done nothing. How do I know this? Avenger tapped, that’s on tape, it’s irrefutable.
So that brings us to the other out, as it were. You simply feared facing me one on one and desperately wanted to eliminate me because you know that you wouldn’t have succeeded. You and I had a match on the very first episode, it’s been well documented and for whatever reason, it was given a ten minute time limit that we reached. So at some point in those ten minutes you figured out that I was better than you. I applaud that conclusion, it’s the correct one, but your execution was sloppier than Donny Mason’s tweet about Shay. You put not only yourself but me in a worse position because you’re afraid of me. Ask Archimedes about the odds of winning a one on one match versus the odds of a triple threat, I’m sure he’ll tell you ya fucked up.
For all the bitching and moaning you’ve been doing about how you’ve had the hardest path and how you’ve overcome the odds to get here, you’re the reason you have this more difficult path. You saw the finish line and for whatever reason, either foolishness or fear, you tripped on the final hurdle and now we’ve entered this offshoot timeline of having to compete in a triple threat match. We’ve entered the Avengerverse - and trust me, I’ll get to him in a bit - and you’ve got no one to blame but yourself. Your receipt has come due Dionysus, and I know you’re used to being taught lessons the hard way so I’ll have no problems in teaching you this one as well in the same fashion. But first…”
Matt reaches behind and picks up a glass of wine, holding it up to the screen before taking a sip.
“A toast to you, because you’re not entirely wrong. You’ve overcome some rather unfortunate things thus far here and that has to be commended. I’d tip my cap to you if I wore them, they tend to mess up my hair you see. You should be proud of some of your actions, not all obviously, but you did have to do some impressive things to even be in the position to ruin your chances like that. Certainly showed your ass that night. You also said something impressive in your little hype video I’d like to mention leading up to that match. Something I found particularly interesting as I feel like it was directed at me. If I were Vance I’d just put a screenshot of the transcript here but that’s tacky. I know what you said, you know what you said, anyone else can go back and watch it if they want, but the gist of it was that you’re not a narcissus and won’t state that the title will be yours. I’d argue that doesn’t make you a narcissus on the face of it if like me you’ve spoken to the Oracle, but then you literally said not thirty seconds later that when the dust settles you’re going to be left standing with the title.”
The screen goes black and hangs there for a good twenty seconds before we flashback.
“I had to let that hang there for a moment to make sure it really sunk in. Did it? If not, I’ll spell it out for you. You’re not only no better than the rest of us, you’re actually worse because you sit on your Ivory tower passing judgment on the rest of us while in reality you’ve just got your head in the clouds while you talk out of your self proclaimed award winning ass. We’ve all known it though from the second you were announced on the roster that you were going to belittle most of us based on reputation alone. You’ve had the Courage to carry a championship before, but it takes more than that to walk out of this match with your head held high. It takes knowledge, skill and yes, it’s gong to take luck as well. I know I can lose this match and not be involved in the decision, I not only have to beat you but I have to babysit you as well to make sure you’re not beaten by Avenger. This is all your doing, I remind you, and when it all goes tits up for you I’ll be there to remind you that you brought this on yourself again and again and again. That’s just the kind of benevolent man that I am. I know what you’re thinking, too, ‘oh mister Stone I’m ever so sorry’ but the time for that has passed. Now we’ve entered the consequences part of the journey and the piper needs to be paid. I’ve made no concessions since signing on the dotted line here in APWO, I want to be the inaugural champion and I’m willing to do what it takes to get it, even dressing up in this ridiculous outfit to mock you wasn’t beneath me, just imagine what I’ll do in the ring on Sunday. Needless to say, and to go back to your love of idioms, I’ll be killing two birds with one Stone. Now if you’ll excuse me, a rolling Stone gathers no moss so I gotta get going, but rest assured I’ll see you Sunday, and you’ll be seeing a lot of me afterwards holding that APWO championship.”
Matt gets up and begins to walk off camera, but hesitates and instead walks right up to the camera, lifting it up so it’s just his gorgeous mug in frame.
“Or you know what Dionysus? You do have one other option since I know how much you love not taking the easy way out. With you, one bird in the hand is worthless compared to the two in the bush and now it’s the two in the bush that you have to deal with. You could swallow your pride and accept your fate, drop out of the match and join my kingdom. I could teach you a thing or two and you could still get that brush with greatness that you’re craving. Let me know hoss, cause there’s no way you’re clever enough to shut. Me. UP!”
I’ve never heard of Deadpool, I swear!
The city was restless tonight, thundering drops of water were splashing every surface it came into contact with. The camera pans up to the roof of an apartment building where we see our hero looking over the lamp lit street brooding-
“Not brooding”
Sorry, somewhat in a brooding manor
“Not brooding!”
Apologies, watching over the street in a perfectly normal manor that didn’t resemble brooding at all as he contemplated the plight of mankind.
“What? No, I’m thinking about this title match at Absolution and just how lucky Avenger is to be there.”
A worthy topic was on his mind this night indeed and one that wasn’t being brought up enough in other circles.
“It’s really not”
A lightning flash reveals our hero wearing a rather thrown together costume
“I worked hard on this, okay?”
He claims to have worked hard
“I did!”
Okay, fine, he put the effort in to make it rival a five year old’s Halloween costume…
“Ya know what? I don’t need you anymore, I think we got the point.”
Are you sure? Didn’t even mention the amount of seconds you have left to shoot this. Get it? Shoot? We got puns on puns here.
“Yes, yes, very clever, now go. Avenger says he wants to be a hero but the fact of the matter is that in that match, Dionysus was the hero, at least as far as you’re concerned. I had you beat, eliminated, removed from the equation before the inexplicable buffoon decided to get involved. Does that give you imposter syndrome? Cause it would be for me if the shoes were on the other foot.”
Onlyfans is a great place for all of your feet-
“Shut up!”
Shut me up
“I hate it here. Back to Avenger, you want to be a role model to the little children with your fourth wall breaking and your multiverse traveling like any child out there would have a damn clue what you’re babbling on about. I’ve seen the Terminator AND Back to the Future movies and I can barely track what you’re talking about half the time. You didn’t even know that football season was over, and that’s something everyone should know, damn it! But all of that, and I mean all of that would be forgiven if you weren’t so damn self obsessed. It’s a real problem. You want to put yourself over? Great, there’s nothing wrong with that.”
He’d know.
“But to then come out and say you don’t know anything about your opponents is just lazy and arguably the opposite of your message of being a good role model. Don’t worry kids, if you don’t know something, it’s perfectly fine! Skip school, you don’t need to know anything to go through life. No, work harder to do some fucking research. Do you know how many wrestlers there are out there? It’s natural to not have heard of the majority, I’ve never heard of you before signing up but when I did I took out a fucking google search, bro. It’s got to be my biggest pet peeve in this business is just straight out ignorance. You have a responsibility to yourself to familiarize yourself with everything around you. It’s one of the first things you learn in wrestling school between a flat back bump and a headlock. This whole “I’ve never heard of you so you can’t be good” attitude is repugnant and needs to be eradicated from everyone’s bag of tricks, but from someone calling themselves a hero? Even more so. You’re no more a hero than Dionysus is a good businessman.”
He runs a company…
“After he went bankrupt. Trump runs businesses, that doesn’t make him good at it.”
Touche
“Speaking of Trump and segways, I know people don’t like it when wrestling gets political but there’s no better real life example to draw from than that one. This notion that heroes always win? Not true. Maybe on Earth 616 or wherever the hell you claim to be from, but in my world I’ve been embarrassing so-called heroes for a decade and counting. I’ve never been the popular one or the nice one, I’ve always been the real one and that’s one word no one is ever going to call you. Yeah, I’m loud, I’m in your face and I call it like it is all the time. I make jokes on Twitter and reference the Simpsons at least once a day but if you think that makes me any less dangerous in that ring then I don’t know what to tell you.”
Take that Vengy’s beliefs!
“The world isn’t black and white, it’s all kinds of gray”
Fifty Shades of Gray
“Ugh, sure, but there aren’t just good guys and bad guys. Take King Louis, for example.”
The monkey from the Jungle Book?
“Exactly! Was he a villain for wanting the secret to fire? We never really found out what he wanted it for, but he wanted something and came up with a snazzy and quite frankly underrated song to try and get that secret, but could you call him a villain? I wouldn’t go that far, I understood where he was coming from. He wanted to be like Mogli, and at the end of the day, isn’t that something we all want?”
To be like an orphaned African boy?
“No, dumb voice that has outstayed it’s welcome, I mean we all want to fit in. There’s a lesson you could teach kids and have it be meaningful, treat each other with respect and dignity…huh, maybe I’m the hero in this match after all.”
No, you’re not.
“No, I’m not, cause I don’t treat people with respect once they’ve revealed themselves to be the kind of people like Dionysus and Avenger. The kind of people who don’t give me the respect and admiration that I deserve. I don’t want to call myself a grizzled veteran or anything but I’m clearly the most experienced wrestler in this match. Hell, I’m so good I’m the reason VIP made it on the damn poster for the event, but I digress.”
There he is.
“The thing about heroes Avenger is that sooner or later they all disappoint. You meet your hero you had as a kid and realize he’s a giant douchebag? That’s going to be each and every kid who looks up to you in about ten years. My childhood hero was proven to be a racist on a sex tape, so I know a thing or two about disappointments. But to you we’re all just citizens, right? Sunday night I’m going to be placing you under citizen’s arrest because in these parts, it’s the people that have all the Power.”
Like John Laurinaitis!
“If I had my way you wouldn’t have even been in this match like Dante working at the Quickstop, but here you are and I’ve had to adapt my strategy accordingly. You’re the fly in my soup, you’re a mosquito in my tent..you’re some other flying nuisance.”
You’re Delta Airlines
“Nevertheless, you’re here and so am I. There’s an idiom that applies to this situation, if I can hark back to my previous scene.”
I’ll allow it.
“When in Rome, and while it’s not meant to be taken literally, what it means is that you need to adapt to your surroundings. Everyone was expecting a one on one match to crown the first champion but that didn’t happen, did it? We have a triple threat match to determine the first champion and there’s a number one contenders match on Night 1 so two people are going to be tossed right to the back of the line after tonight and they’re going to have to fight all the way back up here at the top like a Mortal Kombat tower and I don’t plan for that to be me. Whether I make you tap again Avenger or I finally get that pinfall over Dionysus, one thing's for sure. By the end of Sunday, I will be the one holding that championship and then everyone will get to tune in Thursday night to see my coronation. There’s going to be balloons, crowns, a scepter and of course the announcement of my court. It’s gunna be happening! Only way that won't be happening is if you come back down to Earth and do what no one else in this company has been able to do thus far. Now full disclosure, I had planned on giving you the same offer I did Dionysus earlier but upon further reflection, I just think that would make my court a little too weak, ya know? But if you disagree, and I know you will, you could always try and shut me up!"
Please shut him up, I don’t want to write another 3K RP!