Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2022 19:27:21 GMT
So. Close, but not cigar. Guess I’m my fathers son after all. But hey, I won’t let it get me down. Once they figure out who’s the first ever champion, I’ll set my sights on becoming the second ever champion. Sure, there can only be one first… but sometimes the second is ever greater than the first. You never know.
But before that I got booked on Absolution anyway. The TIA sponsorship rumble for a shot at the Hardcore title. Now, I don’t know about hardcore wrestling, Pops has an issue with it but I haven’t tried it yet so… don’t knock it till you tried innit? So yeah. It’s a match. I’m in it. So I intend to win. I’ll figure out what to do with my prize later. Ash did say in twitter that Mr. Hernan might find the concept of a double-champion marketable so… First the Hardcore, then the World! Or something.
I mean, I WAS basically best of the rest among the elite 8. Or well. Elite 9. That means I’m top tier in APWO. So no offense to the rest of the folks in the Rumble, but half of you I’ve already outlasted and the other half would’ve been in the Elite 8 if they were on my level. Now, that is not arrogance talking. Pops has been taking care to yank my feet right back on the ground every time I get floaty… but just facts. And facts are not debatable.
So am I confident going into the Rumble? You bet your pretty ass I am. Am I still sore about getting beat at the Elite 8? Yeah. I am. Who wouldn’t be? But Pops always said that it’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how many times you stand right back up. I think he might’ve been quoting some 80’s movie, but still, the message is pretty solid. I don’t plan on letting that disappointment hold me down. I’ll come into the rumble, do what I do best, that being YEET people left and right, grab that shot at the Hardcore title and make myself the face of APWO the hard way.
Now, I’m not taking the other entrants in the match lightly. Far be it for me to make a rookie mistake like that, even if I am still technically in my rookie year. I know there are some tough cookies there. Especially Wendigo. But I got her once, I’ll get her again.
Thinking about it, Rumble is the perfect match for me. You win by throwing someone out of the ring. And what am I best known for? Being the YEETmaster, the man who YEETS the world. No matter who you are, I’ll grab a hold and send you flying. I’m not that fast, I’m not that pretty. But I’m too smart for you, and the only way you’ll beat me is if I fall asleep out of boredom.
I’m “The Future” Donny Mason. Nice to YEET you!
But before that I got booked on Absolution anyway. The TIA sponsorship rumble for a shot at the Hardcore title. Now, I don’t know about hardcore wrestling, Pops has an issue with it but I haven’t tried it yet so… don’t knock it till you tried innit? So yeah. It’s a match. I’m in it. So I intend to win. I’ll figure out what to do with my prize later. Ash did say in twitter that Mr. Hernan might find the concept of a double-champion marketable so… First the Hardcore, then the World! Or something.
I mean, I WAS basically best of the rest among the elite 8. Or well. Elite 9. That means I’m top tier in APWO. So no offense to the rest of the folks in the Rumble, but half of you I’ve already outlasted and the other half would’ve been in the Elite 8 if they were on my level. Now, that is not arrogance talking. Pops has been taking care to yank my feet right back on the ground every time I get floaty… but just facts. And facts are not debatable.
So am I confident going into the Rumble? You bet your pretty ass I am. Am I still sore about getting beat at the Elite 8? Yeah. I am. Who wouldn’t be? But Pops always said that it’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s how many times you stand right back up. I think he might’ve been quoting some 80’s movie, but still, the message is pretty solid. I don’t plan on letting that disappointment hold me down. I’ll come into the rumble, do what I do best, that being YEET people left and right, grab that shot at the Hardcore title and make myself the face of APWO the hard way.
Now, I’m not taking the other entrants in the match lightly. Far be it for me to make a rookie mistake like that, even if I am still technically in my rookie year. I know there are some tough cookies there. Especially Wendigo. But I got her once, I’ll get her again.
Thinking about it, Rumble is the perfect match for me. You win by throwing someone out of the ring. And what am I best known for? Being the YEETmaster, the man who YEETS the world. No matter who you are, I’ll grab a hold and send you flying. I’m not that fast, I’m not that pretty. But I’m too smart for you, and the only way you’ll beat me is if I fall asleep out of boredom.
I’m “The Future” Donny Mason. Nice to YEET you!